I want to punch you in the face

Get to know me and you'll know that I hold serious and hostile grudges against people and inanimate objects alike. After watching the Bowflex ad on TV for the 785th time, I need to share my dislike of this guy:



Sure, I'm sorry that he was in a terrible car accident and broke "just about everything there is to break." But watch this guy talk about how he gave his fat clothes to his fat friends, or how he loves his body and that his wife gives him "that wink" every now and then. Watch it 785 times. Now try to like him.

Welcome to my world.